Tuesday, May 25, 2010

Almost-3-year-old logic


Anthony will be 3 in July and has shown ZERO interest in being potty trained. So today I tried pulling the only-babies-wear-diapers argument.

K: Ugh! Anthony you stink! Let's go change your diaper.
A: Momma YOU stink! Phew! (waves his hand by my bum)
K: No, I'm not stinky. I don't poop in my pants. YOU do.
A: James poop a diaper.
K: Yep, he's a baby. Babies poop in diapers. BIG KIDS poop on the potty.
A: Momma poop a diaper.
K: Nooooo, Momma poops on the potty. Because I'm a big kid!
A: I'M a big kid.
K: No, you still poop in a diaper. You'll be a big kid when you poop on the potty.
*pause*
A: Like a monster. Like box dyasor (dinosaur) RAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRR. Like a FWEEKY! (squeaky).

LOL. I have no idea what he started talking about. Glad I got through to him. :)

2 comments:

Kam said...

Oh pooh pooh diaries, lol! potty training is definitely a pain in the butt. we've been potty training my son since the beginning of May, but he got sick so we have to start from stage 1 AGAIN!

good luck with anthony, i hope he get's his "potty on" soon. :D

Brisha and Poata Te'o said...

This is suuuper funny!!! I love his last come back... Wait I loved all of his come backs! Good luck to you!!